Pineappling

The practice of inserting preposterously large items, pineapple-sized or larger, into human orifices, namely the vagina or anus.

He pineappled a Nebuchadnezzar with surprising ease; truly, pineappling was his calling.

by SirButtsworth August 4, 2023

UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES

This is the phrase that you want to use when you just want to be an annoying little shit. This phrase is mostly used with a high pitched and loud voice. If you want to just annoy someone, saying this is the best way.

Person 1: UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES
Person 2: bro can you shut up, nobody likes you.

by Remanterm December 13, 2021

Pineapple

Code word for losing your V card. You could tell your friends pineapple instead of losing your V card

Person 1: Bro guess what happened at the party last night

Person2: What

Person 1: i lost my pineapple to a senior girl.

by Okayimdonenowbye February 11, 2019

pineapple

to throw up when drunk

“Kayla!! I just chugged half a fifth I am going to pineapple!”

by gingey4444 June 7, 2018

Pineapple hair

Hard leaf part on pineapple fruit, definition created by YouTuber called Anix

Yes I did it, I added it just like Anix wanted to
He wanted it to be on urban dictionary so here You are.

This pineapple hair looks disgusting.

by HiyoshinYT June 16, 2020

slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

I t is actually better to ask people for help than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple.

by Sexydimma May 15, 2016

Pineapple

Why are u searching up what pineapple means?

Pen Pineapple Apple Pen

by Best Definitions lol ha qwerty February 26, 2019