Shit Fit

When someone wears an all brown outfit

Look at Matt’s shit fit today

by shitfit846284 February 11, 2025

With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).

“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”

by Guydelastep February 26, 2024

Fit

In good health, especially because of regular physical exercise

Getting fitter before Encik’s Grandma beats you in IPPT. Again.

by PeryGrey June 16, 2022

Riggin' Fit

Slang for a temper tantrum, especially of a logger or someone else in the timber industry.

John pitched a riggin' Fit this morning after he caught Shorty smoking in the crew bus again.

It my check is late again, I'm calling up and throwing a Riggin' fit

by ShortyRoughNuts May 28, 2024

Fit-ler

A BEATY-EYED WIERDO. PERVERT.

Keep your children away from that fit-ler over there!

by Hp The Great October 16, 2021

how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

deez nuts fitting

‚deez nuts fitting‘ is often used as a deez nuts comeback.

„what’s dnf?“
„DEEZ NUTS FITTING HAHA“

by deez nuts fitting July 18, 2021