Maddie is the most retarted person on the face of the entire earth. She's the type of person that asks, "What is movement?" in science class. She's also the person that thinks 100 stories is 760 ft tall. Not to mention her best friends are Lily and Nicole. Lily is also super retarded. Nicole isn't as retarded but still retarded. Maddie jokes around that she wants to get pregnant at the age of 15 and leave the father. She looks like a slut and is impossible to work next to. She hums to herself the whole time you are taking a test. Maddie will make you want to kill yourself.
Person 1: Ayo, did you hear that?
Person 2: What dawg??
Person 1: Yo Maddie just asked if you could throw a rock at the ground and miss!
Person 2: Damn! She's even more retarded than carpet!
Person 1: Fr.
Person 2: What dawg??
Person 1: Yo Maddie just asked if you could throw a rock at the ground and miss!
Person 2: Damn! She's even more retarded than carpet!
Person 1: Fr.
by bigbooty69_ December 16, 2021
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by Maddy from colorado December 20, 2021
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Is that Maddie omgggg she is so cool!!
by Crazy girlie!! April 6, 2022
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Guy1: who is that hot chick?
Guy2: she’s my best friend, her name is maddy.
Guy1: is she single?
Guy2: are you 4+ years older?
Guy1: yes
Guy2: what a coincidence…she’s single
Guy2: she’s my best friend, her name is maddy.
Guy1: is she single?
Guy2: are you 4+ years older?
Guy1: yes
Guy2: what a coincidence…she’s single
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