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Tony El Chong Cuey

The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
Bro I just drank 17 coffees… I pulled a Tony El Chong

Tony El Chong Cuey is him
by Caffeine Crusher January 13, 2025
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Mr. Changas

A great teacher and an even better person! all the kids usually like him. Known for being a very chill and understanding teacher.
Student 1: Bro i got Mr. Changas as my English teacher!

Student 2: No way! lucky, he's the best.
by CrizzleDizzleFoShizzle June 13, 2022
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