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A blue ball circle jerk

This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.
Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?

John: YES!!

Sam: Come on down kids!
by TheKnowledgeFullPerson September 14, 2024
mugGet the A blue ball circle jerkmug.

grab capitalism by the balls

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial punch line 'grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, people like Thomas Jefferson, John Locke and Thomas Hobbes.
by Sexydimma November 12, 2013
mugGet the grab capitalism by the ballsmug.

Balls

Balls
Balls
by bfdi February 24, 2023
mugGet the Ballsmug.

Zero Balls

Another name for "Zero Honor" a runescape clan that always uses green dragonhide and addy as their main armor
Oh my god! its zero balls, they're crashing the fight!
by smdzh June 21, 2009
mugGet the Zero Ballsmug.

Skwiggle balls

When testical becomes elongated and gets deformed
Person one: Dude what happened?

Person two: i got skwiggle balls.
by Jesus christ 2.0 April 4, 2021
mugGet the Skwiggle ballsmug.

suck my balls

A popular astronaut game that people on the internet won't shut the fuck up about.
"you can SUCK MY BALLS"
by your mooooooooooooooooooooooom November 8, 2022
mugGet the suck my ballsmug.

tinder balls

When your tinder date doesn't go as planned and you're left with blue balls
Tinder date was good but left me with tinder balls.
by asly8 July 1, 2018
mugGet the tinder ballsmug.

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