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Horn-Dog

Someone who doesn’t care about friendships and dates their friends love interest because they’re horny.
I can’t believe Pablo talked to the girl you liked even though you told him not to, he’s such a Horn-Dog.
by Cheech LLC February 6, 2020
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horn dog

someone who is gross and super horny.
girl one: you know that guy alexander?
girl two: oh yeah, stay away. he’s a horn dog.
by garlicbreadsam July 25, 2020
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French horn

The act of performing analingus on a woman while simultaneously digitally arousing her, specifically with the entire first.
Linda was well satisfied when Steve gave her a french horn. .
by Comicus January 3, 2019
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Horned Bastiss

a mythological creature that exists primarily in folk-lore, but actually exists in semi-rare environments world-wide. A Horned Bastiss is almost identical to a common field Bastiss, but the beast has horns. Horned Bastiss's can be friendly if they're full, but run into a Horned Bastiss on an empty stomach.....thats game over buddy.
"Haha, Dean was poking a hooved critter and he made it fart with a stick!"
Dugan replies; "Did it have Horns?"
Dean yells; " hell yeah it had horns, lizard skin and frickin hooves!!"
Dugan sweats and screams; " YOU ITIOTS, WE ARE COMPLETELY EFF'DTHATS A MOTHER F***ING HORNED BASTISS!"
by angelo barrett April 20, 2021
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