Simon

This person is the most hated person you will ever meet. He is a gay faggot who rides on an imaginary cock all day and gets no girls. This person is the biggest snitch and bitchboy you will ever meet. He is also the biggest pussy ever because when he misses a basketball shot he starts crying.

Person 1: C'mon man it was just a prank
Person 2: "Starts Crying and goes to snitch"
Person 1: Stop being a Simon!

by Not-Jaxon November 30, 2021

Simon kalivoda

Simon kalivoda is the best, funniest, hottest character in fear street he didn't deserve to die ofc. He's also jaslenes bf (I'll share ig 🙄🙄) anyways he's so hot and i just love him you probably do to whoever is reading this would love him anyways bye for now

"Who's Simon kalivoda?"
"Hes the hottest dead person ever"

by Urmomshotgf September 26, 2021

simon

A company that makes bad quality toys.

Mattel is a simon company.
Is Mattel a simon?

by Leon Messerelli June 14, 2018

simone beard

the best girl that you can ever meet in your life she will be the light in your life but he boyfriend is very protective of her so stay away anyway she the best girl in the world and the cutest thing alive

OMG IS THAT SIMONE BEARD!!!! holy S****

by Im the creator January 14, 2018

Simone

Simone is the best guy you'll ever meet.
He is kind, beautiful, funny, handsome, pretty, smart, intelligent and every good adjective you can think about.
Simone is known for making your life so much better and after knowing him you can't do go a day without talking to him.
He is patient with everyone and is good at explaining things. His eyes are the most beautiful tone of brown and he has got long eyelashes.
Trust me, u want to know him!
He is also the greatest boyfriend you could have!

You: how is the new guy?
Me: he is such a Simone!

by vaso1984 November 21, 2021