Ball Blues

It is when you want to have sex, but you are an incel, and you can´t have sex until the whole universe decide it for you... whe nthe stars get aligned... or when your wife decide to be good with you....

Example 1:
-Man!, i have ball blues... aaaagh!
-Oh dude! again? do you want some budsex?
-WTF! I'm not that desperated

Example 2:
Tonight my girlfriend killed my ball blues... Now i'm fine! :D

Example 3:
-What happen with you? why so anxious
-I'm desperated to finish my working hours, this ball blues is kiling me...
-Don't tel me you're going with scorts again! Dude!

by Sinvídet May 12, 2022

Red Balls

The equivalent to blue balls but for firefighters that have gone too long without putting out a fire.

Well that was an awesome fire. Now my red balls have been relieved!

by HardG May 12, 2022

balls are funy

balls are funy

boy1:balls
boy2:hehe
boy1:hehe
girl1:what?
boy1:balls are funy

by dodododoododododododoodododd September 15, 2022

big bloated ball sack

big bloated ball sack

its a big bloated ball sack

by big bloated ball sack September 15, 2022

Side ball

Same thing as side boob but with ones balls.

“Did you see Gore’s side ball?”
“Yeah he had an orange bush, too!”

by Samantha_addict September 17, 2022

Pitch me some balls

It's a term that is used mainly by softball girls as a funny way to say they want you to put your balls in their mouth

Hey babe maybe you can pitch me some balls after practice

by Ballplaya10 September 18, 2022

Poopy balls

When you are feeling hungry and you want a quick snack poopy
Balls is a chocolate covered peanut that is in the shape of a ballsack you can go to most chocolate factories and ask the teller you want a poopy balls he will know what your talking about.

I wanted to get a taste of his “poopy balls”
for lunch.

by Cloudymw September 18, 2022