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by Daddy’s special friend March 20, 2019
Get the Savagemug. Someone who is not only a gangster but also a savage. The two out together is a undeniable and undefeated force. 1/10 recommend fucking with them.
by ARealGangsterSavage June 1, 2021
Get the Gangster Savagemug. I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin.
The only people I've ever dated were secret agents and that fucking buff dude from the Greek Olympics.
The only other people I've been naked in front of have been some of my more coldblooded killers and that kid at the gym who I've always thought was hot.
That and my mom, and that's nothing to get excited about."
He grinned.
"So when I saw that on your bed, well, I just had to take it off.
The only people I've ever dated were secret agents and that fucking buff dude from the Greek Olympics.
The only other people I've been naked in front of have been some of my more coldblooded killers and that kid at the gym who I've always thought was hot.
That and my mom, and that's nothing to get excited about."
He grinned.
"So when I saw that on your bed, well, I just had to take it off.
I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin!
Pants Off!"
The shirtless SEAL shouted at me as I trotted back down the beach to base camp.
I did not hear the words, but I heard the tone and that's all that mattered.
"Look, guys.
I told you there's been a mix up."
The way my voice came out, I sounded as disoriented as I was.
It was strange for me to be so damned angry.
Most people would be freaking the hell out.
There was still a lot I didn't know.
"A mix up?
Is that what you call it?"
Cale demanded.
"You dicked over the one woman who'd give her heart to you."
Cale was gorgeous, but he wasn't right for me.
I'd been in too deep with a Marine for this.
"I didn't really dicked her over.
I had to.
I had to tell her the truth."
Cale shook his head.
"Yeah, well, what you should have told her is that I'm a prick and that you'll never have a relationship with me ever again.
Just tell me that you're not fucking some other chick right now," he said, staring hard at me.
My eyes widened.
"Wha-oh no.
Cale, no!"
Pants Off!"
The shirtless SEAL shouted at me as I trotted back down the beach to base camp.
I did not hear the words, but I heard the tone and that's all that mattered.
"Look, guys.
I told you there's been a mix up."
The way my voice came out, I sounded as disoriented as I was.
It was strange for me to be so damned angry.
Most people would be freaking the hell out.
There was still a lot I didn't know.
"A mix up?
Is that what you call it?"
Cale demanded.
"You dicked over the one woman who'd give her heart to you."
Cale was gorgeous, but he wasn't right for me.
I'd been in too deep with a Marine for this.
"I didn't really dicked her over.
I had to.
I had to tell her the truth."
Cale shook his head.
"Yeah, well, what you should have told her is that I'm a prick and that you'll never have a relationship with me ever again.
Just tell me that you're not fucking some other chick right now," he said, staring hard at me.
My eyes widened.
"Wha-oh no.
Cale, no!"
by Drapen April 27, 2022
Get the Cale Kidney Royal Savagemug. by Brit3ney November 22, 2021
Get the Savage bastardmug. A girl who is a manipulating snake. Instigates shit then cries victim. She leaves crying when shes offended. Nothing chocolate about her weak ass. She rides thru the hood windows up doors locked fingers griping the when and ass clinched right holding her breath
by Fkitall July 2, 2022
Get the Savagemug. It's actually the most savage person
but inside she is the biggest fluff ball that loves and wants to protect his friends ♥
but inside she is the biggest fluff ball that loves and wants to protect his friends ♥
by savagev May 21, 2018
Get the savage fluff ballmug. by ScuffyHasALargeShlong August 21, 2017
Get the tim the savagemug.