Not Jess

Means any person named Jess or Jessica will not do anything you try and make her do.

Patch - " Hey Jess pass me the ketchup."
Jess - " Not Jess."

by Yung Patch November 25, 2016

Jesse Schoolmester

Talking to multiple girls at a time only to get nudes, but when he really is into someone in a real way it's "different"

Girl: Im talking to Johnny
Girl 2: He's such a Jesse Schoolmester

by BobbyRossy October 21, 2017

Jesse

Jesse is a bad ass dude with an additude. A Jesse does not just have a hot personality but is DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!

He isn't the type of guy that men want to be and women want to date, no. He is the type of guy that every man and woman wants to date. If a Jesse were to be gay, he could make any strength man date him. That's just how BEAUTIFUL he is.

Stacey:"Yeah. That's the new guy. Jesse, I think."
Jesse walks by.
Chad:"I think I'm gay!"

by Little Green Spider August 11, 2021

Jess Conte

shes a great rode model to follow

blessed with great christian qualities

will fight for you because shes got common sense and wisdo

Jess Conte might be a lot smarter than you think

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Jesse el huevon

This special human being can be seen as one of the best strikers in lions football club history. Give him the ball and witness greatness like never before.

Furthermore, it is a cocky annoying human who thinks it can mess about with anyone and do what it wants without getting hit and then gets scared.
Lastly, a Jesse is a massive simp to the female race and is a massive playboy.

Yesterday I saw a Jesse el huevon play a game of 5-a-side and it was the most amazing moment of my life.

by Simpinggod March 11, 2020

Jess

Jess is a beautiful girl with such a gyat. She is the best bestie for anyone that treats her right and is such an amazing person, her hair is luscious and long and curly, dark brown but still makes her look hot asf. Got the best style out there tbh and can get with any guy, she doesn’t realize how good her body looks and ouh I can’t get over that ass

“Omg Jess, your ass punched into me!”

“Jess, your my favorite bestie”

“Gyat Jess!”

by Gyatmaster101798 November 21, 2023

jesse pomeroy

One hell of a badass dude! If you come across a Jesse Pomeroy you should not make eye contact, as he is intimidating to men and unavoidably handsome to women. He has hypnotizing eyes and an amazing sense of humor! Beware!

Jesse Pomeroy is an amazing man!

by TheRealness2015 June 18, 2015