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San Francisco Kiss 

The most intimate of kisses; The San Francisco Kiss is when two people rub their buttholes together passionately as if simulating kissing. Not to be mistaken with the San Francisco French Kiss.
Look at those two men over there locked in a passionate San Francisco kiss; What a time to be alive.

National kiss your crush day 

On this said day you shall kiss your crush, come on don't be a pussy kiss him/her
you:*kiss*
Crush: what was that for
You: national kiss your crush day
Crush and you: *kiss*

poseidon kiss 

when water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from the poop dropping into the water
This morning when I woke up and went to the bathroom, I totally got a poseidon kiss from that turd I dropped.
poseidon kiss by rim_ram_rod August 13, 2016

Pop kiss 

A pop kiss is just a quick closed mouth kiss on the lips.
Person 1-I kissed my girl friend for the first time yesterday.

Person 2-Did you guys make out, or was it just a pop kiss?

Person 1-It was just a pop kiss, It gave me butterflies though.
Pop kiss by Arsassin March 20, 2009

national kiss you bestfriend days 

days to kiss your bestfriend litterly anywhere in october and November

October 4
October 5
October 14
October 21
October 25
October 28
October 30
October 31
November 1
November 4
November 8
November 14
November 18
November 21
November 26
November 30
so many national kiss you bestfriend days😘😙😗😚😽💏👅👄❤👙💄🍆🍑🍌🍒🥒🌬🎷🚻🚼

posiden's kiss 

(Noun) When the gravitational force of falling feces into a toilet causes a splash that touches the butthole of the person defecating. This is often super uncomfortable for the victim, although it has not yet been linked with any cases of PTSD. Simple precautions to avoid this displeasure include placing a couple preliminary pieces of toilet paper into the bowl prior to egestion.
On while on the toilet, John felt posiden's kiss and vomitted ever so slightly in his mouth.
posiden's kiss by Jcrapper62 July 20, 2017