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A website with low quality articles that consist mostly of screenshots from Reddit.com and a few filler words. Also a website that censors every single word that resembles a cuss word in the slightest.
Person 1: "Check out the Bored Panda article I send you"
Person 2: "I'll just look at the original post from Reddit"
by Geckoli December 8, 2023
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Panda

An short Vietnamese female that generally wears black's, white's and grey's. Matting call is usually "merp". To scare of predators they will generally say, "I will set you on fire."
Boy: Hey Panda!
Panda: Merpppp.
by giraffeocti May 18, 2010
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Plot Panda

An idea for a story (usually a fanfic) that despite its appeal, refuses to be conceived of in a manner that allows it to be written.
I have a Plot Panda that I just can't write - it just lies there looking cute and refusing to breed!
by SaltyStoryteller October 31, 2021
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Panda

A sleepy individual, used when you are on the phone having interesting conversation, and all you hear on the other line is some sort of sleep talk/tired mumbling.
by cheeseheadddd May 8, 2011
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loser panda Gianny

This is a slur from the Netherlands targeted to someone who is extremely incapable of performing or completing a certain task which seems inconceivable easy. It can be used in any informal setting, for example in a Discord call when playing games or when you are chilling with friends during schoolbreak.
'Wat een loser panda Gianny! Hoe kon je nou niet een voldoende hebben voor Duits luistertoets?'
by Omega Sussy Balls EllisD March 7, 2022
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Panda

1. (Noun) A slang term for law enforcement officer/s. In reference to the infamous "Black and White" marked vehicles of the LAPD. A relatively obscure term that started in the West Coast that spread Southeast, towards the gulf coast states. Still used infrequently and sporadically in places like H-Town, The D, Atlanta, and even reports of its usage as far East as Miami and as far North in Chiraq.

2. (Noun) A white BMW X6 with full black tinted windows; looks like a "Panda". As referenced in Desiigner's song of the same name.
1. Karl: "Ay, lookin for some bud."
Sean: "Got you fam, have some primo loud right here."
(Sees police cruiser creep up the street)
Karl: "Yo, Panda"
Sean: "Shit nigga, I was finna pull out a whole zip. 'Preciate it."

2. "Damn, that Panda is fire. Wonder how much he paid for those tints?"

"I got broads in Atlanta
Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta
Credit cards and the scammers
Hittin' off licks in the bando
Black X6, Phantom
White X6 looks like a panda
Goin' out like I'm Montana
Hundred killers, hundred hammers" - Desiigner
by Kush Coma October 18, 2016
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Panda

When a person is hungover (and/or coming down) and has large dark circles around both eyes.
Can also be used to describe a person who is tired. Basically, a slow moving person who is often hungry, with dark circles around their eyes.
This panda needs to go to sleep.
by BenGman69 May 30, 2019
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