Ortonville Ice maker

When you fill up your womans asshole , with nugget ice cubes. Than she squats over your face. She pinches/ twist her nipples. She than farts the ice cubes into your mouth.

My Fiancée gave me a Ortonville ice maker and it tasted like shit.

by Bubba Lub March 4, 2026

I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.

Another way to tell someone you love them without them knowing what you mean.

Person 1: I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.
Person 2: What?

by Naughtical Seal April 11, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025