smelly panda

The results of sexual intercourse when the male produces highly potent protein semen.

"Shes got a smelly panda after her encounter with Daniel"

by onthepersuitofhappiness March 29, 2015

Panda

1. (Noun) A slang term for law enforcement officer/s. In reference to the infamous "Black and White" marked vehicles of the LAPD. A relatively obscure term that started in the West Coast that spread Southeast, towards the gulf coast states. Still used infrequently and sporadically in places like H-Town, The D, Atlanta, and even reports of its usage as far East as Miami and as far North in Chiraq.

2. (Noun) A white BMW X6 with full black tinted windows; looks like a "Panda". As referenced in Desiigner's song of the same name.

1. Karl: "Ay, lookin for some bud."
Sean: "Got you fam, have some primo loud right here."
(Sees police cruiser creep up the street)
Karl: "Yo, Panda"
Sean: "Shit nigga, I was finna pull out a whole zip. 'Preciate it."

2. "Damn, that Panda is fire. Wonder how much he paid for those tints?"

"I got broads in Atlanta
Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta
Credit cards and the scammers
Hittin' off licks in the bando
Black X6, Phantom
White X6 looks like a panda
Goin' out like I'm Montana
Hundred killers, hundred hammers" - Desiigner

by Kush Coma October 19, 2016

Trash Panda

Attempted squatter bum, who leaves shit in your yard; including rusty trailers/syringes, useless plastic bins, a truck topper over the trailer with black garbage bags filled with his soiled clothing. Frequently the trash panda parks whatever vehicle they have at the time right in your front yard and opens all the doors and the trunk and proceeds to search/flail his vehicle for nothing or for his lost keys which he loses every 2 to 4 to 6 hours. You will want to help find the keys or else you are stuck with him forever. He causes major grief and extreme hatred and loss of respect from your neighbours while telling you what you should do and how to fix/wreck your house. He will go through your personal items eg)your side night table which had a drawer of personal letters sent to you by your loved ones while you are serving time overseas in the military. eg)Your Bible (that your father who was the best person ever in the world and also had to battle with constant deadly health conditions and an abusive father who died when he was twelve from drinking himself to death) is taken from your night table and found by you, tucked away in a random basement cupboard. Then when you ask him about it he says "oh I thought that was my lyric book". It takes a minimum of 2 to 3 months to eject the trash panda, after ejection you will deal with 3 to 4 to 8 months of trash cleanup and rebuilding relationships with neighbors.

"Oh man don't talk to that guy or invite him into your house. His name is Dustin Daniel Lydell Elliot. He's a trash panda. I've heard that when he shits in your bathroom it smells like a rotting body."

by anonymous February 20, 2024

panda

A man who has lost his sense of masculinity and manliness to such a degree that he wouldn't survive without the security and basic resources that society provides. He's much like the panda in the zoo who is entirely dependent upon zookeepers for bamboo and protection from predators. Often the end result of extreme metrosexuality.

"Roger is a total panda. Whenever a lightbulb burns out, he has to pay someone to fix it."
"Jim walked me home last night but I felt like I was protecting him. He's such a panda."

by Relationflip July 1, 2014

Panda

Someone who has inappropriate relationships with dogs. Derived from MGS Student Angus Burston who had s3x with his pet dog panda.

"Did you hear about Bursto??"
"Yeah what the hell, he screwed his dog panda."

"Angus Burston is such a panda!"

by James Roche June 19, 2022

Panda

A man who would rather snuggle and sleep than have sex.

"Aww he's so cute and snuggly! And he's really not going to have sex with me tonight...I should stop dating pandas."

by Synesthete March 22, 2020

Panda coons

Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.

See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.

by Loveydisco September 17, 2022