new york tard

an mf from ATL Georgia wit a baby face and fucked up hair that thinks eren shits on any animanga when he’s too blind to tell demon slayer is better
personally i think attack on titan is better”

“don’t be like new york tard”
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New York Cat

A cat inside a deli/bodega that is usually there to kill rats and bugs.

It’s the owner/manager of that deli/bodega.

Treat it with respect you must always dab it up
“Yo, ock where the manager at"
"He's right there with the chips"

"Yo, what's good boss" (dabs up New York Cat)
by ZesuSteal March 14, 2023
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New York Syrup

When You take Aunt Jemima's syrup and put it on your penis and penetrate both sides of your lady. Once you get a sticky and dry penis you jizz on both sides and keep penetrating. Now you let your lady give a taste to see if it's good or not. If it isn't good enough I recommend putting more jizz.
Dude that last night with that crazy! I gave her a good ol' New York Syrup.
by AndrezlelvgÖ December 5, 2016
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New York Stoning

When the murder weapon is a rock.

specifically on that one episode of SVU.
"Looks like the vic got an old fashioned New York stoning."
- some asshole.
by xhofehvkdgujo August 6, 2021
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new york sofa

a pile of trash bags on the street one may use as a cushion

a dumpster full of trash used as a temporary resting spot

the open end of a trash pickup truck used as a free ride as one rests their head against a pillow of trash

basically any form of lying comfortably in garbage and not caring because your life is in such a state that you're just happy to have a soft thing to lay in for a while. called a New York sofa because the trash smells about the same as New York City itself, and many people from NYC perform this ritual.
person 1: Dude, why you always sleeping in the trash?

person 2: I hit rock bottom again today. Just hanging out in this New York sofa while I try and figure this shit out.

person 1: scoot over, i've gotta figure some shit out too
by mewnNose October 2, 2016
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Albunny, New York

Da large east-central-New-York municipality where they have lots of rabbits hoppin' around.
Elmer Fudd would have a field day in Albunny, New York; da only problem would be dat all of da local sporting-goods stores are probably owned by families who have fuzzy-animal-loving kiddos, and so they would probably refuse to sell Elmer ammunition for his infamous blunderbuss.
by QuacksO March 20, 2021
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