An award show full of sob stories, nothing but fake phonies and fools. Fools who get Oscars for doing nothing.
Person 1: I watched the Oscars last night, they were awesome. So many things I cried about
Person 2: I can't believe you'd watch the Oscars, they are so bad and full of sob stories that attract the attention of people for votes.
Person 2: I can't believe you'd watch the Oscars, they are so bad and full of sob stories that attract the attention of people for votes.
by AMannamedlars February 24, 2019
Get the Oscarsmug. A walking god. Known as the best and smartest person ever. Have amazing hair time to time and that smile tho. Could get anyone to bed with his fantastik looks.
by Ggvfgj December 12, 2016
Get the Oscarmug. 
by Bingeingfox March 28, 2022
Get the Oscar Slapmug. by BadThingsALot June 5, 2022
Get the Oscar Benjamin Saguilan Jr IIImug. 
brown hair brown eyes tall loves basketball and hask a big shlong and is also the sexiest man alive and any women would be happy to have a sesh with him he is mostly skinny and he thinks he is a eshay because he got expelled from another school and used to live in a ghetto neighborhood, he is often a goat at all sport and school and has a snap score of 15 thousand sc:oscrzap
cheers
plus he sucks at spelling
and lost his I cap on the first week at his new school
and half of the school wants to bash me
and already have nearly died
and looks like a gecko
and good at lying
xoxox
:)
cheers
plus he sucks at spelling
and lost his I cap on the first week at his new school
and half of the school wants to bash me
and already have nearly died
and looks like a gecko
and good at lying
xoxox
:)
by .oscar. August 4, 2020
Get the oscarmug.