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National jealous bitch day

Celebrate National jealous bitch day on the 9th of august by giving 0 fucks about them hoes !
that bitch jealous”
“let her be.. we give 0 fucks”

national jealous bitch day is a celebration
by we.give.0.fuks August 9, 2019
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weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3? bro is a goddamn weave nation-certified!
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.
by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024
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National ignore Jacob day

February 8th
A day where we ignore all Jacobs

(more specifically Jacob Sartorius.)
I guess today’s National ignore Jacob day haha.
by y2kkaylah July 19, 2020
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National a7x day

On December 28 is national a7x day to remember the amazing drummer the rev
On December 28 is national a7x day to remember the amazing drummer the rev
by forREVer November 7, 2019
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National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6th, the one day a year you can finally see the nipple of that girl you've been wanting to see but never had the excuse or the balls to ask
Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: Well in that case I guess I have to send you my boobs
Me: I don't make the rules, I just enforce them

You: *Sends Boobs*

Me: Wow! Great Tits
by . March 6, 2023
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February 18th is the national day to give someone you care about a ring. Preferably one from pandora. Specifically timeless wish tiara ring
“hey did you know it’s national give your lover a ring day?”
by ilikemyman February 17, 2024
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