When you are waking into a bar and a unicorn drinking whisky starts to tell the bar about his adventures at sea
by Bootykicker.com January 07, 2018
When you're having sex and as she's about to cum you stick your nose in her pussy and the cum shoots into your nose.
by LumperJumper October 30, 2018
When you and your significant other are in the 69 position, whilst you are on the bottom position licking her out, she takes a solid dump on your forehead
"Charmaine took a solid dump on my head while I was tounge punching her meat curtains, as I let out a yelp I realised I look like a Screaming Unicorn"
by Screaming Unicorn December 17, 2016
When a “spit roast” occurs between three males on a float during a gay pride parade. 🏳️ 🌈 One of the upright males proceeds to hold up their arms during the sexual act. The popular dance “YMCA” is then performed by one of the upright males before everyone finishes as a group.
by Glow Hughes September 07, 2020
Dusting the unicorn is slang for doing blow off a tranny hooker's hard cock, preferably while they wearing body glitter.
by Epizoic August 22, 2016
“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys cannabis, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”
As well as
“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”
As well as
“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”
by Lucie Bee February 17, 2020
by ChiselBearchest September 22, 2013