farm fiesta

Going to a farm and fucking all the animals. Such as pigs, goats, horses, ducks, chickens, etc.

I went to my buddy Garrett's house and had a farm fiesta.

by jkray22 February 14, 2019

farm fiesta

verb. Going to a farm just to fuck all the animals such as goats, pigs, chickens, ducks, etc.

Last night I went to my buddy Garretts house and had a farm fiesta.

by jkray22 February 14, 2019

Snake Farm

A Wedding ceremony thats done among adult males with the bride in the middle, slinging their snakes towards her.

Dude, we totally snake farm Alondras Wedding.
Yeah , she got snaked farmed

by BigNavy1988 September 2, 2018

Ant Farm

A small farm that consists of small insects and clear gel.

nigga lemme see dat ant farm of yours.

by Redleader1346 September 3, 2018

farm-stand harvest

Refers to the pathetic practice of as few particularly-unscrupulous/selfish folks who go around to unattended produce-booths that typically pop up in late Summer and early Fall, carefully note which of the stands use unsecured "purely on the honor system" money-containers like screw-top canning-jars or snap-top coffee-cans, and then wait till late enough in the afternoon when the "unprotected" booths' cash-containers would logically be about the "most heavy with the day's fruit and therefore ripe for the plucking", but still a little while before the farmers would likely arrive back at their stands to close up shop and collect their money... the greedy light-fingered shysters then hastily empty out the containers into their own pockets and leave without anyone's being the wiser.

It's just too bad that you can't trust people nowadays with even fairly small amounts of cash laying around! Fruit/vegetable gardeners will do well to take steps to foil farm-stand harvesters --- one of the best ways is to n-e-v-e-r simply leave ordinary easily-opened/broken containers for legitimate customers to leave their money for purchasing the booth's produce --- instead you'll want to supply a "drop it in the slot"-based money-container, and have the container firmly/solidly fastened down so that it cannot be readily "lifted" and transported elsewhere to be forced open later. I would recommend a heavy-walled plywood or metal box with glue-covered countersink-embedded deck-screws or welded-together bolts that cannot simply be unscrewed, and have the box securely bolted to the farm-stand's main framing-timbers where it cannot be simply pried loose by hand.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

Leather Farming

Having sex with a farm girl wearing a leather jacked while using a cow for support.

My nigga Bryce really went leather farming last night.

by HowBahNah October 9, 2018

boone's farm slush puppy

A poopy explosion brought on by drinking too much Boone's Farm in which the desecration happens on the feet.

"Man, I brought this girl back from the bar and she Boone's Farm Slush Puppy (ied) all over me."

by SLUTPUPPY69 May 31, 2018