Intercourse where spam is applied as lube. As the woman is lubing the man with mushed up spam, the man blindfolds himself. He then blindly thrusts, hopping to hit the vagina, but often entering the anus.
Guy 1: Dirty Spam Sand-which golf? whoever gets the most in out of ten wins.
Guy 2: Okay, Loser pays 10 bucks.
Guy 1: Now we need a hoe
Guy 2: Okay, Loser pays 10 bucks.
Guy 1: Now we need a hoe
by The creepy cafeteria woman September 18, 2012

by Craxis January 7, 2017

Sand from undertale is the definition of sus, he is a big member and loves memes. He is a sussy baka. Sands loves to become sand and yeah.
by SuperBeepa June 30, 2022

A kind way of telling someone to fuck off, through insertion of sand into their anus, and pushing it down through the use of a stick, road cone, or broken broom handle.
guy 1- man this dude at the bar was being a total douch nozzle.
guy 2- so what did you do?
guy 1- I just told him to pound sand in your ass.
guy 2- hmmm.
guy 2- so what did you do?
guy 1- I just told him to pound sand in your ass.
guy 2- hmmm.
by vansdirty hand July 10, 2010

by flushed emoji 😳 June 9, 2022

by BLAHBLAHBLAH12345qwerty August 25, 2011

A retarded high school with horrible teachers, it's located in the United States Colorado springs, teachers don't care for students, that colors give off a gang shit type vibe, and security sucks donkey dick
by ParryBEN March 23, 2019
