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KUNGFOO PANDA

morbidly obeese black and white criter roaming the earth top; often raping. His dope Kungfoo skills oftenly leave people in cumvolsion.
I was roaming the earth top, when i was raped by a morbidly obeese black and white criter called a KUNGFOO PANDA left me in comvolsion
by BRANDII MAE January 20, 2011
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Panda

An short Vietnamese female that generally wears black's, white's and grey's. Matting call is usually "merp". To scare of predators they will generally say, "I will set you on fire."
Boy: Hey Panda!
Panda: Merpppp.
by giraffeocti May 18, 2010
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Panda

1. (Noun) A slang term for law enforcement officer/s. In reference to the infamous "Black and White" marked vehicles of the LAPD. A relatively obscure term that started in the West Coast that spread Southeast, towards the gulf coast states. Still used infrequently and sporadically in places like H-Town, The D, Atlanta, and even reports of its usage as far East as Miami and as far North in Chiraq.

2. (Noun) A white BMW X6 with full black tinted windows; looks like a "Panda". As referenced in Desiigner's song of the same name.
1. Karl: "Ay, lookin for some bud."
Sean: "Got you fam, have some primo loud right here."
(Sees police cruiser creep up the street)
Karl: "Yo, Panda"
Sean: "Shit nigga, I was finna pull out a whole zip. 'Preciate it."

2. "Damn, that Panda is fire. Wonder how much he paid for those tints?"

"I got broads in Atlanta
Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta
Credit cards and the scammers
Hittin' off licks in the bando
Black X6, Phantom
White X6 looks like a panda
Goin' out like I'm Montana
Hundred killers, hundred hammers" - Desiigner
by Kush Coma October 18, 2016
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creamy panda

That one creamy panda from care bears or something.
You know?! That on creamy panda from care bears or something.
by MrBofa November 1, 2023
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Bored Panda

A website with low quality articles that consist mostly of screenshots from Reddit.com and a few filler words. Also a website that censors every single word that resembles a cuss word in the slightest.
Person 1: "Check out the Bored Panda article I send you"
Person 2: "I'll just look at the original post from Reddit"
by Geckoli December 8, 2023
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panda lover

A slur against Han Chinese people first coined by CNN host Fareed Zakaria, meaning a person or politician who sucks up to China or the CCP. He first said it in context to Trump constantly changing his position on policies and attitudes regarding China.
"He can do anything, Trump can turn himself into a panda lover and boast about it, and no one cares."
by im not feeling it January 20, 2025
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Dancing panda

Dancing panda is a total boss that is funny and irresistible
That guys a total dancing panda
by Dancing panda 30 November 18, 2016
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