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Panda

A holy and sacred animal put on this earth so that we would be happy. They sit on their butts most of the day eating bamboo like in the picture below . However, these sacred animals population is decreasing and they are on the verge of extinction. We have to save these pandas so we can forever admire their cuteness or else they One True Panda God will unleash his wrath.
Panda UwU
by Bitkrin November 21, 2019
mugGet the Pandamug.

panda brown

A panda and brown is just the liquid shite of an endangered animal. The ultimate way to “punk someone” as all the kids say.
You're about to get some panda brown
by TotallyNotLuke January 21, 2021
mugGet the panda brownmug.

trash panda

if you ever wear a raccoon pj onesie and explain how raccoons are also called trash pandas your ex will start rumors that your a furby and fuck raccoons so always pay attention to the mental health of the person your with
Jared now thinks your a furby because you once owned a onesie of a trash panda.
by onesiesdontmakefurbies October 25, 2025
mugGet the trash pandamug.

Panda bamboozle

When you are tricked into getting throat-fucked by a male panda after being told you were simply going to be ‘sucking some bamboo’.
Even though Laurie was at first horrified to have Qin’s cock in her mouth instead of a bamboo pole, she came to love the taste of his bear cum so much that she didn’t care she’d been panda bamboozled.
by ElmoKilledEpstein November 8, 2025
mugGet the Panda bamboozlemug.

Coon panda

Someone that's is always up to trouble. Lies steals and cheats on their significant other. Commits felonies daily.
You on that Coon panda shit ain't ya? That's why no one wants you around
by Loveydisco September 17, 2022
mugGet the Coon pandamug.

Panda

Daniel is a someone who likes pandas
Minal is a fake panda fan
by Ryan is a bum May 28, 2023
mugGet the Pandamug.

Elite Panda

Uber online gamer who enjoys trying hard, conversations with cougars(45+), minimal competition, incest (ie Panda on Panda), and the Twilight series.
HoRiZoN: Did you see that Elite Panda?
Roy: Yeah, he was having sex with a panda.
by Jesse Druid December 7, 2011
mugGet the Elite Pandamug.

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