National Eat Ass Day

On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass

Doctor: “you have pinkeye”
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”

by Crystoops April 12, 2019

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NATIONAL HOLD HANDS DAY

April 2nd is the day when you can hold hands with anyone you love!

Bob: I held hands with Bella and it was amazing

Lily: Yea stupid today is national hold hands day!

by Ang33l March 30, 2022

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national kiss skylar day

nationial kiss skylar is every odd day. on the even days its national kiss cassidy day.

its october 3rd... its national kiss skylar day

by spencerisdumb October 3, 2020

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National donkey day

National donkey day is celebrated each year in 8th May to celebrate our overlords.

Oh, by the way! Did you go worship our overlords on national donkey day?

by JustDumbAsBricks May 8, 2024

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National Freaky Day

𝙽𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝟸𝟹, 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟶 -𝙱𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚢, 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 .. 𝚃𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚢.. 𝙶𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚗 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍..

There was this girl named genn and she would tell her friends that she would be horny but then she would be freaky with her friends .. she would kiss them on there lips and even have sex with them . But it didn’t mean anything . They were just having fun . Gen said “ today is national freaky day “ so be as freaky as you want.

by LED Lights November 23, 2020

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National “Ok hate” Day

National “ok hate” day refers to the omission of the word “ok” from the english on December 16th. The word will be illegal to mention for the whole day. Penalties range from 100 dollar fines to death.

“I got convicted for breaking the guidelines of National “Ok hate” day.

by Horble_Donk December 15, 2021

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