jack ingrey

jack ingrey is very wet and sexy i wish i could disintergrate his eyeball

you see that jack ingrey he is wet

by mushyboy April 25, 2019

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Slapper-jack

A sexual act in which the male slaps his partner in the face with his penis as he is ejaculating. The action may include using the penis to rub and smear the semen all over the partners face. The action continues until the male has finished ejaculating and the penis begins to relax.

"Dude, my girl gave me a blow job last night and I slapper-jacked her face so bad she looked like an albino by the time I was done!"

by gavinikki January 4, 2009

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jack sparrow

The only man who can make really bad eggs sound sexy.

dunnna dunna dunnna dum na and really bad eggs

by Green Beans October 10, 2003

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Dirty Jack

When you bust a nut over your limited edition Samsung smart fridge, so your warm cum drips into the ice container, and then you invite your neighbours over to watch a baked bean spin on the floor, and then they grab some ice to cool their assholes off because they have accidentally sat on the baked bean, but instead of rubbing ice on their asses, it’s warm cum, so they all get pregnant and shit out a small African child, even though none of your neighbours are African.

I did a Dirty Jack yesterday. It was rather splendid, but unfortunately I now have 15 children living in my apartment.

by greasy ballers November 8, 2021

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Jack Thompson

Some major dumbass who thinks playing games like Grand Theft Auto will turn kids into killers and car-jackers.

News Reporter: Just last night, angry kids ran out onto the street, hijacked some cars, and then went to Jack Thompson's house and killed him.

Children of the World: YAY!!!

by TheFailGrenade November 3, 2009

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