Dubson’s Third Law

When your partner poops into a diaper and you take their feces and shove it up your own asshole and poop it back out

“Babe, what are you tryna do tonight?”

“I’m tryna teach you Dubson’s Third Law..”

by dfinkel January 7, 2026

Third Gender

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Third Gender

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

THE THIRD BIRTHDAY 3rd (3)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE THIRD BIRTHDAY 3rd (3)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

Third-Party Band Merch

An article of clothing or memorabilia made for an artist/band by someone who is not affiliated with them.

"Dude look at this sick Kanye West shirt I found!"
"That is third-party band merch if I ever seen it."

by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy January 25, 2025

In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

third-gender

Synonym for transvestite.

Third-gender.

by Ciliota January 30, 2025

third-gender

Synonym for transvestite.

Third-gender.

by Çylioprabizurbw February 18, 2025