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The Switch

When a straight male masturbates to gay porn but when he ejaculates he switches to a saved picture of a female.
"Adam was concerned all that gay porn he watches is making him gay, so I told him about The Switch and now his post nut clarity is less intense"
by Flabanaga Noongah July 6, 2024
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angry light switch

A small penied man unable to do the heli-cockter looking more like an angry light switch.
I can't really do a heli-cockter it comes off looking more like an angry light switch.
by Bazinga92 February 19, 2024
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flirt switch

The flirt mechanism in a man’s brain
I was talking with this woman last night and my flirt switch was stuck in overdrive!
by sctsnpr April 6, 2022
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Lumpy Switch Around

A sex activity where you and your partner/partners form a circle ass up, then a person in the center of the ass circle uses a lumpy cucumber to fuck a person of their choice. Then the two people swap places and the new person in the center gets to choose who to fuck with the lumpy cucumber.
Yeah i had a good weekend. Me and the boys had a lumpy switch around on saturday so i spent all sunday cleaning up.
by NotNotGeno January 11, 2021
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Switch

An attachment for a Glock handgun that makes the weapon fire automatically.
I got a switch but I ain’t playing Nintendo
by GunnyG October 3, 2022
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Nintendo Switch 2

Nintendo Switch 2 was announced on January 16
Guy 1: HOLY SHIT ITS THE NINTENDO SWITCH 2 AND THEY ALSO HAD 24 PLAYER MARIO KART!
Guy 2: But I seen the leaks.
*Kicks Guy 2 out of the window*
by AEvangelionFan February 1, 2025
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