Jack Strength

The sudden reflexes acquired to do stuff after jacking off. Used by Itsreal85 on YouTube.

I just clicked on this YouTube video in a heartbeat like I have immortal jack strength.

by Ma$terC August 3, 2017

billy jacked

to suddenly morph into a mannequin or dummy at the precise moment of being hurled through solid objects, like glass windows, etc.

ya man, this kid in my physics class totally billy jacked out the 2nd floor window in the middle of lecture. i think he was on pcp.

dude. you're on pcp.

by trickyleg June 21, 2011

jack sparrow

The only man who can make really bad eggs sound sexy.

dunnna dunna dunnna dum na and really bad eggs

by Green Beans October 10, 2003

Dirty Jack

When you bust a nut over your limited edition Samsung smart fridge, so your warm cum drips into the ice container, and then you invite your neighbours over to watch a baked bean spin on the floor, and then they grab some ice to cool their assholes off because they have accidentally sat on the baked bean, but instead of rubbing ice on their asses, it’s warm cum, so they all get pregnant and shit out a small African child, even though none of your neighbours are African.

I did a Dirty Jack yesterday. It was rather splendid, but unfortunately I now have 15 children living in my apartment.

by greasy ballers November 8, 2021

Jack Thompson

Some major dumbass who thinks playing games like Grand Theft Auto will turn kids into killers and car-jackers.

News Reporter: Just last night, angry kids ran out onto the street, hijacked some cars, and then went to Jack Thompson's house and killed him.

Children of the World: YAY!!!

by TheFailGrenade November 3, 2009

jack in the crack

Jack in the Box

Im going to Jack in the crack for a burger, want one?

by P-Feezy October 3, 2003

jack skellington

the main character in the nightmare before christmas directed by tim burton.

AND I JACK, THE PUMPKIN KING
have grown so tired of the same old thing

by doorswhore June 10, 2004