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Name definition

A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.
People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
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Real Definition

Things that you need to deliberately search for to get. They rarely appear as the word of they day.

BTW if you search up "real definition" and scroll down enough, you'll see a fake name definition that claims to be a "real definition" in the very title. Don't be fooled. It's another fake name definition that took the extra mile to claim it's a real one
You'd have a better chance of living until the universe disappears than finding a real definition here.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
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