blonde moment

severe case of missing the bleeding obvious

No, I'm not having a 'blonde moment'!! You can't fit that many cocks in my arse!!... oh wait... your right, you soooo can!

by sphincter basha June 29, 2011

Blonde coach

A blonde coach is someone who is tasked with assessing a person in real time, and evaluating their decisions and determining if they are doing something a blonde would do or having a blonde moment.

I think Jennifer needs a blonde coach she is always doing the ditsiest things.

by Tommy & Timmy B May 3, 2021

rolled in blonde

I made a big stupid newbie mistake

I made such a big mistake it was like I had rolled in blonde.

by blonde southerner March 17, 2009