by ahsujajnans December 2, 2022
Get the eating pastamug. Chinese net-slang.
The act of consuming a dramatic story typically involving celebrities as it develops WITHOUT GETTING INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION, usually via social media posts. These stories are juicy, sweet, and lacking substance, much like a watermelon.
Synonym: buying soya sauce - to indicate one is not involved in the drama currently unfolding.
The act of consuming a dramatic story typically involving celebrities as it develops WITHOUT GETTING INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION, usually via social media posts. These stories are juicy, sweet, and lacking substance, much like a watermelon.
Synonym: buying soya sauce - to indicate one is not involved in the drama currently unfolding.
eg. The crowds of watermelon eaters eagerly wait for more details to be dug up as the story develops.
A: Did you see that post too lol, man I really wanna say something.
B: Don't engage if you don't wanna get trolled, just eat your watermelon and enjoy.
So many stories this year had us eating watermelon non-stop!
A: Did you see that post too lol, man I really wanna say something.
B: Don't engage if you don't wanna get trolled, just eat your watermelon and enjoy.
So many stories this year had us eating watermelon non-stop!
by SxHustles December 5, 2021
Get the Eating Watermelonmug. Typically an aussie rules football coach does this when they are very upset or about to lose big time
by Lord Beezer March 27, 2020
Get the eating the phonemug. by daddy 22 December 3, 2021
Get the eating the concretemug. Eat the apple...
Short for eat the apple, fu*k the core.
A phrase used by Marines to cathartically explain their disdain for the corps. Usually after getting fu*ked by the 'big green weenie".
Short for eat the apple, fu*k the core.
A phrase used by Marines to cathartically explain their disdain for the corps. Usually after getting fu*ked by the 'big green weenie".
SSGT speaking to a formation of Marines. "Well Gents, you were supposed to be on leave for the next 72 hours, but private pile here didn't clean his barracks room well enough. You will all now be staying late to field day your filthy rooms correctly and bring it up to the standards of our great corps.
Response from anonymous marine in formation. "Eat the apple!"
Response from anonymous marine in formation. "Eat the apple!"
by Alby2141 November 19, 2022
Get the Eat the apple!mug. Two words to describe a living legend
by Awe LTD October 9, 2020
Get the Eat hammug. eat cement, otherwise known as ooga booga is basically jesus. but he also sounds like a twink so that balances his endless power out
by Soup__ October 21, 2021
Get the eat cementmug.