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Synerdickstic Relationship

A relationship wherein one party is caring, sociable, and friendly, while the other party is simply a dick. These relationships often ruin parties, outings, chillings, and friendships. The good person in the relationship is called the synergist. The dick person in the relationship is referred to as the dick. The dick often treats everyone like they either don't exist or are subhuman. They won't laugh along to any jokes, join conversations, or talk to anyone unless they're telling their synergist that they want something.

A Synerdickstic Relationship can be between two siblings, two friends, two partners, or two spouses. Despite the synergist and dick being complete opposites, the synergist often says that he/she is happy in the relationship. The synergist is also often under the assumption that the dick actually enjoys their company and justifies their actions as inherently being "that way", even though 90% of the time that assumption is false.
Darrel: Hey Anna, you're really cool and I like to hang out with you but your boyfriend is a buzz-killing dick.
Anna: Yeah, I know, I'm just in a Synerdickstic Relationship I guess.

I would invite Matthew to come hang out today, but he's in a Synerdickstic Relationship with his girlfriend.

Sheryl: Hey Jessica, your boyfriend is a real dick and is never nice to you. I don't think he likes you at all. This is a total Synerdickstic Relationship, when are you going to break up with him?
Jessica: I'm happy with him, I know he likes me, he's just that way.
by Pillar Nasty October 8, 2016
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relationship nazi

Commonly referred to as a personality flaw exhibited by couples who have mediocre or non-existent achievements or individuality to their own name so the mere concept that they are romantically involved with someone psychologically elevates them in their delusions of this hive minded cast system-construct of like minded individuals, "relationship Nazis". Everything they do revolves around self improvement through co-dependence of the other partners existence to emulate and project an obvious "plastic happiness". Common characteristics of a relationship Nazi couple include a sudden surge in the use of the word "relationship" in ones otherwise limited vocabulary for (lack of a better statement) since the word was popularized during the "Myspace era". Other characteristics include a narcissistic judgmental point of view in a pathetic and mundane, peasant-like display of competitive-"suburbatory" behavior towards real couples who are above such petty quips as well as other relationship Nazis, superficial friendships, exclusionary behavior exhibited by means of ostracizing them selves from cool single friends out of fear and insecurities that the single friends will talk them into cheating on a dudes/ladies night. Early signs of this personality disorder can be diagnosed by how the subject acts when he/she is single. Do they tout "bros before hoes" rhetoric and emulate how glad they are to be single? Do they have a deep disdain for the opposite sex for being jerks/players?
Where's Zeik?
Too good for his real friends.
Ahh, schlepping it up with fake smiles and suburbanite misery?
Yea you know, typical relationship Nazi stuff.
by Ampresandman March 14, 2016
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Dollar Store Relationship

A relationship that is so generic and basic it's like buying pop tarts from the dollar store
My sisters relationship with her boyfriend is so generic and basic it's like a dollar store relationship.
by HerbADerb March 20, 2016
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Relationship

A relationship can be with you, family members and friends. But for this it’s going to be relationship wise.

A relationship is when you get with someone and show love and affection towards them. Some relationships move fast and have a bright burning fire that gets put out too quickly.

A slow moving relationship will slowly move into something big.

A manipulative relationship is when one or both of the individuals do things to make the other person do something. The ways people manipulate is by guilt, self injury and ect. People sometimes do this for sex and things. Most people that are new to relationships use guilt without knowing and ruin their relationship the other person.

Now toxic relationships. This is a relationship where one of two of the individuals don’t trust each other with other people. They’re constantly nagging to check the other persons phone or follow their s/o. They get mad at the other person for being with a guy that’s their friend. Sometimes it can get bad and the guy or girl will distance themselves from friends because their so blinded by love

If you’re in a relationship rn, please be wise with your decisions and know when to agree and disagree. Don’t let someone control you and tell you what to do. Don’t let someone use guilt to manipulate you. If you’re in a relationship right now, cherish your moment with that person and make memories and not enemies.
Person 1: Have you seen Jennifer?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Because I saw her crying the other day as Jordan dragged her to his car and drove off.
Person 2: I think she might be in a toxic relationship
by Boyboii July 18, 2019
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relationship Kyle

A man named Kyle who claims he doesn’t do relationships but in reality he does. Side note usually chews with his mouth open and blames it on his jaw. Also probably one of the most ignorant people you can encounter.
by Slime’n nigga November 10, 2019
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relationship theft

Someone who steals another person’s girlfriend or boyfriend because they could find one themselves.
Dude, I wouldn’t go to this school with your girlfriend.

Why? People will make you a victim of relationship theft because they have been single for a long time
by Brokecollegestudebt November 10, 2019
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Relationship

What?
by Whyigottahaveaname June 17, 2019
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