Someone that don't come around, when they're in a relationship.
I haven't seen John in a while because he's being relationship john now.
by Morch81 November 07, 2018
A relationship wherein one party is caring, sociable, and friendly, while the other party is simply a dick. These relationships often ruin parties, outings, chillings, and friendships. The good person in the relationship is called the synergist. The dick person in the relationship is referred to as the dick. The dick often treats everyone like they either don't exist or are subhuman. They won't laugh along to any jokes, join conversations, or talk to anyone unless they're telling their synergist that they want something.
A Synerdickstic Relationship can be between two siblings, two friends, two partners, or two spouses. Despite the synergist and dick being complete opposites, the synergist often says that he/she is happy in the relationship. The synergist is also often under the assumption that the dick actually enjoys their company and justifies their actions as inherently being "that way", even though 90% of the time that assumption is false.
A Synerdickstic Relationship can be between two siblings, two friends, two partners, or two spouses. Despite the synergist and dick being complete opposites, the synergist often says that he/she is happy in the relationship. The synergist is also often under the assumption that the dick actually enjoys their company and justifies their actions as inherently being "that way", even though 90% of the time that assumption is false.
Darrel: Hey Anna, you're really cool and I like to hang out with you but your boyfriend is a buzz-killing dick.
Anna: Yeah, I know, I'm just in a Synerdickstic Relationship I guess.
I would invite Matthew to come hang out today, but he's in a Synerdickstic Relationship with his girlfriend.
Sheryl: Hey Jessica, your boyfriend is a real dick and is never nice to you. I don't think he likes you at all. This is a total Synerdickstic Relationship, when are you going to break up with him?
Jessica: I'm happy with him, I know he likes me, he's just that way.
Anna: Yeah, I know, I'm just in a Synerdickstic Relationship I guess.
I would invite Matthew to come hang out today, but he's in a Synerdickstic Relationship with his girlfriend.
Sheryl: Hey Jessica, your boyfriend is a real dick and is never nice to you. I don't think he likes you at all. This is a total Synerdickstic Relationship, when are you going to break up with him?
Jessica: I'm happy with him, I know he likes me, he's just that way.
by Pillar Nasty October 08, 2016
The different stages of a relationship. A method of predicting what stage a relationship is at, or for determining when a relationship will form, end etc.
These stages are always changing and new stages are always emerging, therefore the stages include but are not limited to:
- Genesis Stage
- Midpoint Stage
- Advancement Stage
- Turbulence Stage
- Decline Stage
These stages are always changing and new stages are always emerging, therefore the stages include but are not limited to:
- Genesis Stage
- Midpoint Stage
- Advancement Stage
- Turbulence Stage
- Decline Stage
Professor Love Dickinanus: I knew they would break up, I predicted it!
Colleague: How? How did you know that they would break up around this time?
Professor Love Dickinanus: I noticed tension between them when they started dating, so I used my method called the Stages of a Relationship to determine when their relationship would cease to exist.
Colleague: How? How did you know that they would break up around this time?
Professor Love Dickinanus: I noticed tension between them when they started dating, so I used my method called the Stages of a Relationship to determine when their relationship would cease to exist.
by ProfessorGOD August 30, 2018
Not being in a relationship with someone because on of you is not read, but you want to me in one with that person.
Sierra: What’s up with you and Steve?
Nicole: We are on a relationship because I broke up with Tom a week ago.
Nicole: We are on a relationship because I broke up with Tom a week ago.
by Nickie411 August 14, 2018
a) to see eye-to-eye
b) to reach a common level of understanding, whether in terms of intimacy or otherwise
b) to reach a common level of understanding, whether in terms of intimacy or otherwise
if you want to properly communicate with someone, and avoid conflict, you need to start by learning how to learn how to fuel a mutually beneficial relationship
by Sexydimma December 26, 2014
My sisters relationship with her boyfriend is so generic and basic it's like a dollar store relationship.
by HerbADerb December 11, 2015
An Envelopment Relationship is when a person intentionally does not reveal their true feelings on who they love, because they do not want to cause conflict with an existing lover.
Person 1: You like Jane? She's dating John.
Person 2: Yeah, it's more of a Envelopment Relationship..
Person 2: Yeah, it's more of a Envelopment Relationship..
by xXDj_CandyXx August 13, 2016