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Golden Floor

When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!
Dang, this hot water made me really have to go....may as will give the shower a golden floor.
by Peanut Butter Balls April 7, 2022
mugGet the Golden Floormug.

Floor zoned

the lowest stage of a rejection. if you get floor zoned all i can say is i’m sorry for you.
rip bozo he just got floor zoned
by Tadeo C February 11, 2022
mugGet the Floor zonedmug.

throwing the cards on the floor

throwing the cards on the floormeans the team surrenders because their cards suck.
He ended up throwing the cards on the floor because he couldn't catch up in the card game
by Trix master March 16, 2017
mugGet the throwing the cards on the floormug.

Floor Time

The act of laying or sitting on the floor either alone or with friends. Often used to destress and chill out. Usually an unplanned event and is triggered by one person laying or sitting down and others joining.
"Why are all of you on the floor, there are chairs right there"
"We're having Floor Time right now."
by Girlygirlwithagirlysecret February 23, 2025
mugGet the Floor Timemug.

Toothpaste on the floor

When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.
“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”
by Angels naked April 28, 2025
mugGet the Toothpaste on the floormug.

floor flapper

Drunk chick at a bar that flaps her pussy on the floor like she is performing at a strip club... except it's totally not a strip club & everyone is staring.
We were at a karaoke bar, everything was kosher at first. Then the floor flapper showed up... Every time anyone sang a rap song, the front row heard pussy slamming on the floor, for free! That poor floor....
by Not a Flapper August 3, 2019
mugGet the floor flappermug.

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