The Switch

When a straight male masturbates to gay porn but when he ejaculates he switches to a saved picture of a female.

"Adam was concerned all that gay porn he watches is making him gay, so I told him about The Switch and now his post nut clarity is less intense"

by Flabanaga Noongah July 6, 2024

The Dirty Man Switch

When you hump your man and tell him all the things you want to change about him.

I did the dirty man switch last night and now my man fucking behaves.

by Alame May 26, 2022

Light Switch

another word for a female’s vagina; a code word

“her light switch turns me on”

by cpfamily<3 October 20, 2021

Senior Switch Up

“Senior Switch Up” refers to individuals (typically in their senior year) who undergo massive changes regarding appearance and/or behavior. This may affect their relationships and social interactions.

Ellen saw all her senior friends change drastically. She didn’t realize the senior switch up was real.

by bigballzjr June 23, 2024

murder switch

(n) An event or situation causing an otherwise sane and/or well behaved person to go on a killing spree.

Person 1: Dude, what's your murder switch?
Person 2: If a new Spider-Man movie is made, that would definitely do it.

by JeyBloo June 2, 2015

The Switch

This is when Joe Jacobs plans to switch from the Marcantels to the Wetherbeas in a swift manner. Procreating with each of these fine Lumen Christi's. Althoguh this is dreamt about, the only man to pull this off is the one and only Carl A. Gerstacker of Albion College. The man, the myth, the legend. "I was drunk"

"I pulled the switcharoo"

by Switcher February 24, 2009

Boner Switch

Any new discovery that excites you.
Like "turned me on" was used in a non-sexual context.

Bro, you have got to check out this new band! They totally tripped my boner switch!

by Pat Lark February 10, 2023