When you do relationship-like things together, sleep together, go on dates, have sex, are always with each other etc; but your partner sleeps with other people and tries to see other people.
Uncommitted Relationship: I’m sleeping at my mans house tonight, but first he’s having a girl to fuck before I sleep in that same bed
by Icky Vicky So Sicky September 3, 2020

by SarahBella716 February 16, 2019

A relationship that looks like a heterosexual one to the unbeknownst, but is actually between two lesbians. Named after the satirical internet rumor that both Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel, who are claimed by Sanrio to be a straight couple, are actually two girls.
Penny: “People keep thinking I’m straight because I call Alex my boyfriend, but little do they know that she’s also a lesbian like me!”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”
“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”
“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
by chillzfundee March 3, 2025

by Timmy Timmy January 5, 2022

The inverse of a Parasocial Relationship, as coined by the vlogbrothers. The relationship a creative has with the community that they cannot truly know personally.
by Duke4494 November 5, 2023

by loveofall February 25, 2017

by Griswaldbattlehammer September 10, 2021
