A shifter is a player in Counter Strike: Global Offensive who continuously presses the shift key without ever letting go of it. As a result, a shifter is always far behind his teammates and not useful in a B rush situation.
by Kyle7000 June 8, 2021
A shifter is a Counter Strike: Global Offensive player who continuously presses the shift-key and never lets it go. As a result, this player is always slow walking far behind his teammates and is definitely not helpful in any "rush b" strategy.
by Kyle7000 June 8, 2021
"Hey Tony! What'll it be for your off-shifter? I want to ring it in before we're closed!"
"Same as always Ruthie! 1 (insert name of hoppy hipster small batch brew) please!"
"Same as always Ruthie! 1 (insert name of hoppy hipster small batch brew) please!"
by Slick_Slack January 7, 2023
by the weird guy from texas December 28, 2022
A person who you are so close to you can trust will help you remove the body of a sexual partner (died from natural causes) from your bed before you spouse comes home...no questions asked
He is my body shifter
by David Townhill March 18, 2019
Nope I'm arbitrarily woken up all the time. All the unwanted phone calls people generally get are during the day. Or parents! You know how many times my parents have woken me up 2 hours after falling alseep to perform some trivial task and/or go out into the freezing cold? And my parents are childish as fuck.
Hym "Nope. As a 3rd shifter I can tell you that none of that is true. So, no. Your children don't make you better than anyone. Your children are shit. Hey, does the bullying make you want to 'stab me in the neck?' Does it make you want to punish me in the most sadistic way possible? Would I deserve whatever you did to me? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023