Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.
Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022
Get the Gas Station Anal Beadsmug. Man 1 “Ay I tried a gas station gogurt and I think I have hemorrhoids and aids.”
Man 2 “yeah those outta fuck you up if you don’t prepare them right.”
Man 2 “yeah those outta fuck you up if you don’t prepare them right.”
by Broski119 April 21, 2023
Get the gas station gogurtmug. Gas stations are open all hours of the day and night. You should have your head on a pivot because these places get robbed, you can be robbed , shot at or worse. To be Gas Station Ready one must be ready both physically and mentally to handle an attack . Long and short be prepared, be in shape and be ready to run, hide or fight!
Man Coach Mike Vrabel looks like he’s Gas Station Ready ! He’s a big dude, athletic and seems like he knows how to handle a situation.Bad guys would Not fair well rolling up on him!
by King Yamayama April 11, 2024
Get the gas station readymug. by Tom cruiser March 29, 2017
Get the Gas stationmug. by Tman6monkey December 21, 2019
Get the Gas Station Enemamug. a whore. may be used by douche bags to describe the type of person that would pay to get titty fucked.
by pu$$y monster September 12, 2017
Get the gas station slutmug. Driving up in my Toyota civic and then I notice he drunk homeless dude at the Shell gas station doing heroin.
by Redsalt December 6, 2021
Get the Shell gas stationmug.