Cyclone

1) That coworker who is totally checked out and counting their days (not quickly enough) to their inevitable lonely retirement and death, poor and alone

2) the aftermath of a particularly messy colleague who doesn’t clean up after themselves

1) “They call him ‘Cyclone Nick’ as he is a slow moving depression”

2) “Jesus what happened in here?”
“Cyclone Nick has been through”

by nancypantsy August 30, 2025