I will not be making a purchase

When you’re not gonna @ someone. Avoiding conflict, or simply avoiding something.

Kylie: “ I ate cereal with milk and it changed my life”

Fred: “I will not be making a purchase”

by Dog-Anesthesiologist September 21, 2018

purchase halo

The period of socially acceptable time after a purchase, in which to freeload.

For example, time in which to use wi-fi / tables / sockets / toilets in a coffee house or restaurant, which extends from the point of ordering of a meal or drink, to the point at which one is asked to leave or the (usually justified) passive aggression of serving staff becomes a distraction to work. Length of time is proportional to value of the purchase, size of tip and quality of your small talk or flirting, with said staff.

Bustling pointedly past my table for the 25th time in 10 minutes, the waiter eyed me unpleasantly and loudly mentioned to his colleague about how busy it seemed in here today. The purchase halo of my small filter coffee had long since dwindled below the locally acceptable dimensions: we were in the end-game now.

by coffeecoffeeblahblahblah September 9, 2018

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Purchase Request

A fictional form often neglected in companies in favour of "Nah, we'll just swipe the company card—faster that way!"

Employee: Do we need a purchase request for this?

Manager: Nahhh just put it on the company card

by MethodicalPenguin August 26, 2024

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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

purchase

A word used by big companies that defines something you pay money for and then maybe get to keepit

company: Pay to purchase* this movie.
*We can take it away anytime tho.

by Fortatech December 27, 2023

That requires gold to purchase

An item that requires gold to purchase

Arthur: can I buy this?
Shopkeeper: That requires gold to purchase

by Braymanno February 3, 2023