griddy time

Griddy time is when you are at a sporting event which is so mind numbingly boring that you drunkenly begin gang raping the mascot just to beat the monotony of your teams sad existence.

The Mariner’s game was so boring we took some “griddy time” out on the moose.

by Jason Vane July 25, 2022

griddiness

A state of being on the grid, as in, known to the internet.

The internet knows all about Dave, and rather than worrying about it, Dave is embracing his griddiness.

by Mother 0' Dragons June 17, 2018