Alot

A growing one word adaption of the words a lot, often used in text and quick messaging in certain parts of English countries, with even more usage as slang in countries where English is a commonly used second language.

Joe: I got alot of things going on right now.

Burly: 99 problems, and spelling is sure one of them.

Joe: heh?

Burly: A lot is two separate words fool.

*Joe shows Burly urban dictionary.

Burly: Oh.

by Truehelpinghand April 27, 2020

alot

Alot is an imaginary creature that is better than you at everything. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug.

1. I like this Alot more
2. Alot better at swimming than Michael Phelps
3. Alot more dangerous (baby less dangerous)

by MightyCreak May 05, 2017

Alot

An abundance of the referenced object.

"I have alot of socks with no matches."
"I love you alot."
"There is alot of smoke in the air."

by They Call Me Trinity May 10, 2018

Sir-nod-alot

A fentanyl user continuously nodding of during a conversation or social activity, and when awoken from that state expressing with great haste that they are just tired.

Friend "Hey sir-nod-alot...ur gonna fall over " Reply "I dozed off cause I'm so tired I haven't slept in forever!" Friend "ur high!" Reply "no man I haven't had any all day...I'm sick!"

by Jenny2times January 06, 2024

hump alot

An ass plug you put in your ass.

When you want to get intimate with someone yup ask them I'd they ass plug you instead of doggy style. Hump alot

by Chris &anddd courtney March 06, 2009

been listening to alot of guns and roses

This is code word for a straight or closeted male who has been sneaking around having lots of slutty gay sex with multiple male partners &/or involved in gay bukkake gang bang sessions as the one getting jizzed on, aka duding on the Down low

Joey: Hey, where have you been man, long time no see?
Rodrigo: I’ve been listening to alot of guns and roses lately.
Joey: Oh that’s cool man, I never really got into them… wait a minute, are you covered in egg whites?! What is all that goo?!

by BettyYellowSplash December 21, 2024

mach alot

To drive so fast that no one can believe that you got there that quickly.

Holy shit! How did you get back from the store so soon? How fast where you going?

The speedometer was reading Mach alot!

by eat my ass! August 27, 2015