(sowth frayn•klin gum•er)
Noun
The act of receiving oral stimulation from A homeless denizen with a crippling meth addiction in the Alaska State Capitol. To be a Proper Franklin St. Gummer, said denizen must be devoid of teeth, though not entirely necessary.
Noun
The act of receiving oral stimulation from A homeless denizen with a crippling meth addiction in the Alaska State Capitol. To be a Proper Franklin St. Gummer, said denizen must be devoid of teeth, though not entirely necessary.
Oh, man, when I took a tour up to Alaska, last summer, I got to experience what the locals call a South Franklin Gummer!
by Bandit 989 February 24, 2021
Get the South Franklin Gummermug. Gummer The Llama is a fucking cute-ass animal with stubby little legs, a poofy lil tail-ball, and eyes of hope. He is the absolute symbol of beauty and happiness. Everyone loves that motherfucker, or you're wrong.
"Oh my God, Gummer The Llama is so adorable."
"No, he's ugly."
"Well, you're wrong and I'm about to commit a hate crime because you said that."
"No, he's ugly."
"Well, you're wrong and I'm about to commit a hate crime because you said that."
by PowerTower920 July 19, 2019
Get the Gummer The Llamamug.