lost in a wardrobe

Having such poor directional or navigational skills whether out walking or driving that you could literally get lost if you stepped in to an empty wardrobe

“Julie have you got any ideas where we are?”
“Yes Jim I’m sure I know where we are. We aren’t lost or anything”
“Honestly Julie you could get lost in a wardrobe”

by TheAntiDote2019 January 15, 2023

wardrobe pancake

when you shit in the wardrobe and stomp it so it becomes a pancake on the floor

Me: *shits*
Tom: rad dude, let's make a "wardrobe pancake".

by rå mann April 29, 2019

Boggit in the Wardrobe

When you see something that usually scares you in such a silly context that it permanently feels less scary.

I used to think Clint Eastwood was badass but that chair thing was really boggit in the wardrobe for me.

by Red Leviathan August 10, 2017

Wardrobe FOMO

Wanting a clothing item that is unattainable.

Damn, that pink sweater I’ve been dying for is out of stock—total wardrobe FOMO!

by Hawaii DaveO February 23, 2024