When a wardrobe malfunction has a positive effect, such as a woman's long necklace gets hung on the outside of one of her covered breasts, thereby accentuating the depth and width of her tit.
Tiffany was immaculate in every way, except her long pearl necklace strand got caught on her left breast as she leaned to pick up a pen. She was unaware, as she straightened, and the wardrobe profunction led my eyes wayward, accentuating the otherwise voluptuous sexual being beneath all the starch. I felt a protrusion in my shorts, and I half-hoped she wouldn't see the breadth of my own extension and half-hoped I could bust free.
by LoveSplayed November 12, 2021
It's when you hide in the wardrobe of an air bnb and your ejaculated has pinned your jacket to the wall, ready to wear the following day
by Sheptember December 30, 2023
by Hawaii DaveO February 24, 2024
Having such poor directional or navigational skills whether out walking or driving that you could literally get lost if you stepped in to an empty wardrobe
“Julie have you got any ideas where we are?”
“Yes Jim I’m sure I know where we are. We aren’t lost or anything”
“Honestly Julie you could get lost in a wardrobe”
“Yes Jim I’m sure I know where we are. We aren’t lost or anything”
“Honestly Julie you could get lost in a wardrobe”
by TheAntiDote2019 January 15, 2023