Spotify

The music streaming software that makes ads about not wanting ads. Also has more ads then YouTube.

Person 1: Oh I love this song, Ill play this instead. *clicks on song*
Spotify: Get Spotify premium so you don't have to listen to ads and get more of the experience. *30 secs pass*
*Another 30 sec add plays*

by Whyyoulookingatmyusername September 6, 2021

Spotify whore

A man or woman who has many followers on Spotify. A Spotify whore gives you hope by pretending they love through music but they have this connection with 15 people.

Jake shares his music with every girl he knows, he’s such a Spotify whore.

by Shookalaka October 20, 2023

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

Spotified

When a song is added to spotify.

-I heard Jack's song was spotified!
-Really? Wow that's amazing let me add it to my playlist!

by Almighty Darkseid December 12, 2019

Spotify cheese day

Spotify cheese is a alternative word for the "cakeday icon" which shows up next to the username of person of reddit when they have their anniversary or "cakeday".

Bob: I almost forgot to make a meme for my Spotify cheese day. Ted: Oh damn, you almost missed out on that free karma

by Bromance ain't gay September 18, 2020

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016