Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band

A group of miserable people that never had sex in their life but still brag about girls even though the only woman they ever had contact with was their mom

Also means to have sex with someone while the album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by The Beatles plays on full blast in the background.

My class is full of dickhead virgins, it's literally Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band...

by Sgt. Pepper himself December 9, 2025

Sgt Seals

A Poseidon SCP breach high-ranked User on Gmod that is sometimes a dick for some reason.

Sgt seals Has a very small penis

by Chubba Fett April 23, 2018

Sgt. Drawgo McBurnpants

A Magic: The Gathering player who has a reputation for playing blue-red control decks containing large amounts of counter, draw, and burn spells. The use of the nickname is generally employed after a particularly frustrating number of consecutive wins, such as 3, with a spell that is both draw AND burn.

You...you...Sgt. Drawgo McBurnpants you!

by Indrick December 20, 2008