Madison otis

by Madison Otis June 3, 2020

lazy-itis-otis

A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.

There are no known cures.

A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.

by DCA1981 August 5, 2022

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The Otis Effect

The act of creating a crash so epic that it seems to have no beginning or end. Just carnage. It also causes people to unintentionally blurt out ‘You can’t park there ‘while driving past.

Me:‘Jesus Christ, you see that crash? That’s a hot mess. The Otis Effect is in play.

Me: “Hey! You can’t park there!!!”
Friend:’Dude! Nooooo!!”

by Dollhands February 17, 2023

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Oti Mabuse

Otlile Mabuse is the most beautiful, hard working and kindest person you’ll ever know!!

Oti is a professional dancer on strictly come dancing, and arguably one of the best pros the show has ever seen !

Despite her slightly scary training videos, Oti is actually the sweetest human and won’t ever fail to put a smile on your face.

Person 1: Did you see how beautiful Oti Mabuse looked last night?

Person 2: Oti always looks stunning !

by dbuswell04 January 31, 2020

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bye otis

Is basically the same as " Bye Felicia " , dismissing anyone who is irrelevant to You . Bye Otis is Normally Used For Men whereas Bye Felicia is Used For Women

Girl: I really can't stand you.
Boy: Then why are you still talking to me? Bye Felicia

Girl: BYE OTIS

by Otis SUCKS December 8, 2015

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