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Mother Insult

An insult aimed (sometimes pointlessly) towards your mother usually to make you feel embarrased and uncomfortable. It can also be used as a last gasp insult, where the speaker runs out of ideas and consequentally insults your mother.
Mother Insult eg.

Person 1: "I like this new show on tv."
Person 2: "I like your mum."

Man 1: "I like the taste of this."
Man 2: "I like the taste of your mum."

Guy 1: "I was hit hard in football the other day..."
Guy 2: "Your mum was hit hard the other day."
Guy 1: "Really? By who?"
Guy 2: "By me."
Guy 1: *Uncomfortable shiver*
by swish555 May 16, 2009
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Insult War

A dipute between two factions mainley consisting if insults which may or may not involve mothers depending on the agreement between participents
Guy:dude u owned that guy in that insult war
Dude:thanks man i am pretty awesome at those things
by James A.K.A Jables August 15, 2007
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playground insult

An insult made by a squeaker that is usually very good or horrible in every way possible.
Random kid: Well at least the amount of cancer I have doesn't make me lose my sperm count

Random guy: Ohhhh that squeaker coming in with the playground insults
by Cliffy35 May 3, 2018
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Witty Insult

not "ur mom"
person A: "you're an idiot"
person b: *doesnt say "no ur mom", instead chooses to find a clever and unique comeback not said 50+ times a day by middle schoolers who spend all day jerking off to wattpad smut*
person a: "wow what a witty insult! you're so cool!"
by LunaMoon11037 March 18, 2022
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mental insult

When you or someone else insults someone in their head

Can be used while also saying something nice outloud
Timmy: Hey buddy I got the iphone 6+

Tommy: (thinking) why don't you shut the fuck up u faggot I'm bout to slap the tiny dick off you

Tommy: (saying) oh that's cool Timmy

Timmy: (thinking) the fuck did u just mental insult me u retarded meatball
by Oibun Dikshunaree October 28, 2014
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Quad-Insult

An Insulting Phrase or Clause that completely fucks someone's Race, Religion, Outfit and Sexuality.
African Aid Worker: Wow Jimmy, Thats Quite a Tight-Gay-Indian-Hindu Look you got today.
Jimmy: Why the Fuck do you have to always drop a Quad-Insult.
by The Ass Reaper March 31, 2015
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