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Cthulhu

The most evilest cat of all the internet it will kill if it wants to just ask The Official JMFC he is the one that owns cat
Cthulhu is cat it is the devil
by Tomothy🎄™ December 25, 2020
mugGet the Cthulhumug.
A sex position so odd that it looks like the participants are trying to summon an ungodly monster of some sort.

Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.
"Man, I knew she was kinky, but I would never have guessed she would want to try reverse quadruple Cthulhu position."

"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."

"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."
by Ultimate_Goober November 28, 2021
mugGet the Reverse quadruple Cthulhu positionmug.

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