Chiara

A boisterous woman who steals your heart with one flick of her left eye. If you look too closely into said eye legend has it you will birth an entire bear family Goldy Locks style no matter your species. I would be careful because if this happens to you, you may be put into a lab for testing after giving birth to twelve bears. I have never been so fearful and yet in owe of a woman in my life. Her beauty is engulfing, but again only look at her when she’s winking with her left eye.

Amanda: have you heard of the Medusa myth where she turns people to stone that is terrifying

James: do you know what is even more terrifying? Looking into Chiara’s eyes and becoming pregnant with 12 bears as a man. Medusa got nothing on chiara

by The ranch gobbler June 4, 2024