Basically Alpha, Sigma, Beta for woman. It's all fake. If you think that your "Sign" applies to you, that's because the description for all of them is stuff you already thought about yourself. Trust me, you think your a sagitarius, but you would think that you were every sign no matter what you actually were like. Stars have nothing to do with a persons personality, and neither does birth month. Please tell how the fact that I was born in January and the stars look like a fuking cat or whatever, makes me a different person than I would be
Uneducated hippie: Oh my gosh, your such a cancer
Smart person, hopefully you: Fuck you sally, Astrology is fake
Smart person, hopefully you: Fuck you sally, Astrology is fake
by Henry Penna September 30, 2023
Get the Astrologymug. white girl religion which involved believing in planets and stars and crystals but not God who made the stars and planets and crystals and who controls their moments
*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: I love astrology! Can you beleive Jupiter is in retrograde??? I need to get some amber crystals to protect against the spike in break ups that happens when Jupiter is in retrograde!!
*red pilled based gigachad*: The only controlling force is the One and Only God.
*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: You're a misogynist if you believe in God. "God" is for losers. Anyone have a xanax? Anyone? i'll give head for a xanax please someone give me a xanax
*red pilled based gigachad*: The only controlling force is the One and Only God.
*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: You're a misogynist if you believe in God. "God" is for losers. Anyone have a xanax? Anyone? i'll give head for a xanax please someone give me a xanax
by Based RedPilled Gigachad Incel November 20, 2022
Get the Astrologymug.