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Soccer boi

A faggot who denies it and is not only obsessed with with having rough sex with computers and often inserts his own floppy disk. Won a karate tournament against a small child once. Loves them soccer balls in his mouth.
Look at Alek over there hes such a soccer boi.

Oh no soccer boi inserted his floppy again.
by Unknown person3354 January 9, 2019
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Soccer Nerd

A person who is obsessed with soccer. It becomes their entire personality and they are constantly talking about it
Joey Fink is a total soccer nerd
by Malachi brown October 7, 2023
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Soccer

The weird version of footy that really gets on my nerves. Like sock-car or foot-ball bro you kick the ball with your foot lot a socc.
by FlyTrapper February 9, 2022
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soccer drama

When relatively minor offense or injury causes an enormous amount of protest and commotion.

A male counterpart for drama queen. Something that a crybaby or fake may engage in.
Helen - Do we need to call 911? Joe sounds really hurt.
John - Don't worry, it is only a paper cut.
Helen - Got it. He is always good for a little soccer drama.
by jfburke619 October 22, 2015
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Hungarian Soccer Team

Hungarian Soccer Team is the most overrated team worldwide. The hungarian fans are obsessed with them but they still suck at this sport. Worst team of all time!
Did you watch the match yesterday?

Yeah the hungarian soccer team lost 10-0 against a village soccer team. What a shame!
by Handsomeforsure September 2, 2025
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Soccer game

Oh yes! CLEARLY losing a fucking SOCCER GAME is evidence that her ideological presuppositions are wrong!
Hym "No really! She would have won her little soccer game if she would have had the right politics! God would have rewarded her with victory if she wasn't a fucking hippy. That's obvious to me now. She should have spent less time disagreeing with me and more time doing and believing whatever I tell her to do and believe. THEN... Then she would have won... Because Jesus..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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Soccer

I like playing soccer with my boyfriend.
by Atlanta Georgia November 30, 2021
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